How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
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(Old post from the even older wnt blog)
Must Have Orange.
“The players that went to Seville yesterday had a great time tooling around the city and seeing the sights. At one point young Tobin Heath happened upon an orange tree full of big, fat, juicy oranges and decided she had to have one. Problem was, the oranges were out of reach. Actually, not a problem, Heath quickly scaled the tree like some sort of a monkey and grabbed herself an orange. Despite the acrobatics, the story has a sad ending. No, she didn’t fall. The orange just wasn’t that good. In fact, according to Heath, “it was sort of disgusting.” She took one bite before discovering the you can’t judge a fruit by its skin, and tossed it in the garbage.”
Tobs gonna Tob.
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their ass kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?
Let’s not get started on hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
AKA the fear of long fucking words
Lori’s the queen. Taryn’s the princess. There weren’t any females left so I became the prince. Carm is actually three things: she is the court jester, she’s also the knight in shining armor, and also the cuddly lion at night, occasionally. And then of course, at the very bottom… - (X)