Posted 10 hours ago

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

Posted 13 hours ago

okayohai:

I feel like Lauren Cheney and Sarah Hagen could fight crimes together with their hair.

Posted 1 day ago

spiek1220:

This is Kelley O’Hara, she’s new. Tiffeny Milbrett and Kelley O’Hara.

Posted 1 day ago

wosoamerica:

(Old post from the even older wnt blog)

Must Have Orange.

“The players that went to Seville yesterday had a great time tooling around the city and seeing the sights. At one point young Tobin Heath happened upon an orange tree full of big, fat, juicy oranges and decided she had to have one. Problem was, the oranges were out of reach. Actually, not a problem, Heath quickly scaled the tree like some sort of a monkey and grabbed herself an orange. Despite the acrobatics, the story has a sad ending. No, she didn’t fall. The orange just wasn’t that good. In fact, according to Heath, “it was sort of disgusting.” She took one bite before discovering the you can’t judge a fruit by its skin, and tossed it in the garbage.”

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Tobs gonna Tob.

Posted 1 day ago

uswnt13:

thrace-:

WAIT A MINUTE.  WAIT, WAIT, JUST WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYONE HOLD UP.

WHOSE HEAD IS THAT RESTING ON ASHLYN’S STOMACH?

bricks.

Posted 2 days ago

amadfangirl:

cherrymilkshake:

transgalacticwanderer:

wiggleofjudas:

saathi1013:

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

^ FACT.

The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their ass kicked…

What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

Let’s not get started on hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
AKA the fear of long fucking words

(Source: thesickestjokes)

Posted 2 days ago

thrace-:

Lori’s the queen.  Taryn’s the princess.  There weren’t any females left so I became the prince.  Carm is actually three things: she is the court jester, she’s also the knight in shining armor, and also the cuddly lion at night, occasionally.  And then of course, at the very bottom… - (X)

Posted 2 days ago
thrace-:

I am 9000% done with you and your face, Prince McLeod. (X)

thrace-:

I am 9000% done with you and your face, Prince McLeod. (X)

Posted 3 days ago
I’m stranded on a small island. Five things I’d want with me: My two dogs, sour patch kids, music, and Abby
Sarah Huffman
(x)

(Source: epitomeofloyalty)

Posted 3 days ago

faye-vs-essays:

but i didn’t expect to have a crush on diana matheson